Daddy-O

So, it's not too often that I get to put words into Josh's mouth. But it's my blog, right? Teehee! I get to do what I want, right? Actually, I've learned better over the 11+years of marriage and the multiple years prior to that of being "friends" (my mom's term for her daughter having a serious boyfriend). After some thought, I've decided to only write what I'm absolutely 100% positive about.

GOODBYE!

HAHA!!!

Sleep

Josh is tired. He is the one who gets up with Isaac. And you all read about how well I-man sleeps...or doesn't. And many of you are asking, why in the world is Josh the one who is getting up with Isaac? I simply do not function without sleep. Period. I don't move, don't talk, don't act nice, don't...anything. Josh can, and Josh does! So, Josh wakes up 3-5 times a night and possibly stays awake 2 hours at a time. God bless this man! Isaac may starve and cry all his tears out without him. No, not true! (*fingers crossed*)

Mornings

Daddy does mornings all on his own! Dresses, feeds, puts in the van and takes them to daycare.. SOLO! Mom accepted a new job where she leaves the house at 6:30am. So what does that mean? Dad puts on his cape at about 6:25 and swoops in for an hour to save the day!!! SUPER DAD!!!!

Transportation

Josh drives a mini-van. He still tries to rock out in the maroon beast. It just doesn't work for me. The power doors are cool! That's it...

Attitude

He always thinks he's right! What? A mom's intuition isn't good enough? Nope! Not for Josh. My opinion is like the sidecar. A nice extra, but unnecessary for a good time. If he'd just listen to me, life would be better. (That's an opinion, but I'm 100% sure about that opinion!)

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Josh: "No more kids! Are you ^&*$ing kidding?" That's it...